
Hereward Wakes

"And the next lot - assorted
Roman potsherds with a fragment of an extremely fine figured tile - I'll start
the bidding at £10..."
There were six people in the fusty
room, not counting the auctioneer, and all of them stared at Martin disapprovingly
as he hurtled through the doors and stood panting in the aisle.
He wanted to scream at someone. British Rail, mostly, for leaving his train
stuck in a siding at Aberystwyth for thirty minutes, or the taxi driver who had
taken him on a sheep-clogged short cut on the way from the station. Didn't they know he was going to be
late? He couldn't be late...
He took off his steamed-up glasses
and tried to tiptoe to a seat. The dusty
wooden floor boomed under each step.
"Sorry." he said, generally.
"I've got the right place,
haven't I?" he asked the man next to him, in a nervous whisper, "The
Aberwyn collection?"
"No you have not." The man fixed him with a glare like hot
coals, "You've not got the right place at all. Bloody foreigners! This is a Welsh collection, for the
Welsh."
"Oh leave the boy alone,
Ifor!" A woman, knitted hat pulled
firmly down over grey curls, leaned forward.
Her face reminded Martin of the smell of baking. "This is the Aberwyn collection, all
right." She smiled, "What
might you be..."
"Has the sword been
sold?" Martin leapt in, rudely, and
the woman's smile faltered. "I work
at
"Is it so," the woman
looked startled, "Gareth - that's the auctioneer - said it was a
fake. Far too well preserved for the
real thing, he said...That young man that bought it got a bargain then."
"It's been sold?!" Martin
wailed, "Oh no!"
The flat air of the room whispered
disapproval to him. He lowered his
voice. "Do you know who bought
it?"
"No we don't," said the
fierce man, "Another blasted foreigner - English he was. Don't know him, don't want to."
Martin put his head in his hands and
sighed with frustration.
"Well, that's true
enough." said the woman kindly, and laid a calloused hand on his slumped
shoulder, "But he came in with young Dafyd over there - maybe he might
know."
"Young Dafyd" was a sandy
haired, slight man in his mid forties, who blinked at Martin sympathetically
from behind round glasses.
"Dafyd?" Martin asked.
"Call me Dave."
Martin explained his quest: "I
have to get that sword. It's an
important artifact. The sword of
Hereward. It belongs in a museum."
"Hereward?" a glow of
enthusiasm made the little man's face shine like a cherub's, "As in
Hereward the Wake? The Saxon freedom
fighter? The Robin Hood of the
"That would explain it,"
he said to himself quietly, and then explained, in apparent seriousness;
"Came to buy it myself, didn't I?
But I got the feeling...well, that it didn't like me. Hereward's sword wouldn't, would it? Because I'm Welsh, see? That's a very English sword, that is."
"You gave it up for a
'feeling'?" Martin couldn't imagine
himself having any feeling which would prevent him seizing the prize.
But Dave nodded soberly, "When
a thing like that - four foot of razor sharp steel designed to kill - doesn't
like you, you take the hint."
"Do you know who bought
it?" Martin's astonishment at this
mysticism was a hindrance. He pushed it
away. The trail wasn't cold just yet.
"I know him personally very
well," said Dave, evenly, "I just don't know his name, or anything
about him."
"Please!" Martin shook his head in bemusement. "Please, just tell me what you can."
"You see," Dave bobbed
slightly, embarrassed, "I meet him quite often on the battlefield - but in
the society he's known as Athelstan, I don't know any other name than that. Let's see..." he pondered a while as
Martin wondered whether to believe his ears or not. "He used to be in Milite de Bec, but
they split up. I wouldn't know now... He's in the North somewhere."
Martin pushed up his glasses with
determination. "Tell me what he
looks like," he said, "Maybe I can trace him."
"Tall, heavy," Dave
answered obligingly. "Beer-gut,
wears a biker jacket, has a long ponytail of ginger hair, laughs like a girl,"
and he smirked at some in-joke.
"But listen," he continued
suddenly, "Why not just go up to Largs in
"I will!" Martin exclaimed
with renewed optimism, "Thank you, I will.
And this time I'll rent a car!"
Among
dragon-headed tents Anglo-Saxons were going about their daily lives. Servants chopped wood, be-wimpled wives
gestured over their cauldrons with ladles that looked as heavy as maces, ladies
sat chatting over their embroidery.
Martin gaped at it all in
wonder. Three Saxon children raced past,
chasing a weasel-pelt on a string, while scholarly delight stretched his mouth
into an inane grin;
"They've even got the garment
hooks right." he was thinking, "My God! Doesn't it bring it to life!"
While he stood and stared a woman
carrying a tablet weave loom came up to him politely. "Can I help?"
"I'm looking for
Athelstan." he said.
"The Heretic, the Black, or
Athelstan of Croix?" she replied, relaxing into familiarity, like one
mason recognizing another.
His spirits dropped, "I don't
know...He has ginger hair."
"Ah," she grinned,
"Athelstan the Black. He's in the
tourney - over there."
A crowd of onlookers blocked
Martin's view. The sound of fighting -
brief flurries of violent tumult mixed with intervals of panting - battered
him. Fear seized him by the throat
"Lord! Don't let him be using the
exhibit for this!" And he forced
his way through to the double barrier of wooden fencing that protected the
audience from the fighter's mistakes.
Athelstan, a maniacal giggle in five
stones of armour, was fighting a little whirlwind of a man and coming off
worst. When he had died - crashing
through the inner barrier with a noise like an express train, landing in a
shower of splinters inches away from the feet of fascinated children - Martin
readied himself to seize his chance.
"Soon as he gets up," he
said to himself. "Soon as he gets
up, I'll ask him."
But the big man was not getting
up. He was coiled like a fetus, shield
clamped over his head. A splendidly
robed bishop idly lifted the shield, straightened up quickly: "Medic!"
And Martin was pushed aside by two
burly women with a medical bag, and then by running paramedics.
British
roads were a nightmare! Everyone driving
too fast on the wrong side. All those
curves, and roundabouts! He arrived at
the hospital in an adrenaline blackout.
What he said to the woman at reception he didn't know. His hands were shaking hard enough she must
have thought he was a shock victim. She
sent him through, and there was his quarry, struggling to sit up on a trolley
in the corridor, while a nurse approached him with a pair of wire-cutters.
"What pillock brought me in
here?" Athelstan demanded of the
universe at large, and then spotted Martin, hovering. "Here, mate, give me a hand up."
"Sir, we need to get you out of
that armour." The nurse took it all
in her stride, though her mouth quirked, as though trying to suppress a
giggle. "You may have broken ribs,
and concussion."
"You're not coming near me with
those." The big man hauled himself
upright, his weight pulling painfully on Martin's arm - Martin's shoulders were
tight and sore with tension. "This
mailshirt's new. Bloody paramedics
trashed the last one, cutting me out of it at
"Not the sword!" Martin wailed, the sound of his distress too
loud in the hospital's hush.
"I got it at an
auction." Athelstan grimaced as he
got to his feet, "Beautiful thing.
Pattern welded, with the markings like snakes down the blade. Russet coloured, and the pommel in white horn
and silver. So bloody authentic! You know they'd drilled a hole in the pommel
and poured lead in - to balance it - and the hole even had the markings of a
Saxon drill. Spoon-bit, you know. You can tell if you know what you're looking
for."
He had fallen into an easy,
lecturing tone; the tone of a man eager to discuss the exact workings of the
eleventh century reciprocating drill.
Martin interrupted the reverie. "It
should look authentic. I have provenance
to show it was the sword of Hereward.
Nearly a thousand years old."
Athelstan collapsed back onto the
stretcher, the newly restored colour fading from his face, leaving his skin
almost transparent with shock. His
expression made the overheated corridor seem suddenly cold.
"What is it?" Martin asked
to get him speaking again, to take away the look of awe and fear which seemed
so uncomfortable on the man's modern, confident face.
"Normally I'd have said; no
way." Athelstan was whispering now,
the stir of his breathing irregular with pain, making the chain-mail shiver
slightly. "It was too perfect to be
that old. It was even sharp! But..."
"But?"
It was one of those moments when
there seemed to be a bubble around him - an aura of silence while the whole
world held its breath. Even the nurse,
open mouthed at the sight of her patient escaping, couldn't get the protest
out.
"It was creepy." said
Athelstan, and frowned as if aware that he didn't have the skill to tell this
well. His tone of voice carried all the
meaning the childish words could not.
"It had a gleam down it like it was watching me. When I swung it I could feel that it wanted
to kill..."
"So you got rid of
it?" This
"Traded it." said
Athelstan, "With a live role-player.
She was going to show it off at Springfest, and then hang it over her
mantelpiece. I reckoned it couldn't do
too much harm stuck on a wall."
"You know her address?"
"Of course not. But I can take you to Springfest. I persuaded the garrison not to go this year
but, for the sword of Hereward, I reckon we'd change our minds."
"You're going to want it back
now, aren't you?" Martin realized
with dismay the trouble his big mouth had got him into.
But Athelstan shook his head
gingerly. "No way. I'd be glad to see it in a case. Somewhere where no nutter can get hold of it. That sword likes its job too much."
The garrison's transport was a
converted VW camper van. As they drove
through the night Martin sat wedged between two hairy Vikings and a Saxon woman
with a newly broken front tooth. Spears
rattled in their tube over his head and army kit bags filled with axes slid
heavily across the muddy floor.
The woman - very clearly one of the
lads, and answering to the name of Wurzel - breathed in deep when she heard
Martin's story. "You do know that
Springfest is in the
Then Athelstan shouted back from the
driver's seat "Does anyone know where we're going? Who's got the map?" and the atmosphere
dissolved. The "garrison"
shrugged biker jackets on over their embroidered tunics and began to quiz him
knowledgably about Dark Ages history, interspersed with computer technobabble
and intervals of lewd song. He thought
that things could not get any more surreal, until the door opened on
Springfest.
Among modern tents - bright with
fluttering nylon - strode mystical warriors with ferociously spiked armour and
plastic swords. Elves re-glued their
ears in the portaloos while tusked monsters and wizards in sneakers relieved
themselves in the nettles.
We just come here to scare
them," said Athelstan, looking out with a smile of satisfaction. "They're such girlies with their foam
weapons! They go to pieces when they see
the real thing."
"Well," Martin sighed -
how long was it exactly since he'd last been with sane people? "Before you embark on your reign of
terror, can you tell me what this woman looks like?"
"Like Xena, warrior
princess." said Athelstan with relish.
"Yeah, and there'll be at least
fifty of them," Wurzel put in pointedly, aware perhaps that she herself
looked like a boy squire - a slightly effeminate one. "Bloody clones!"
An enquiry at the 'Orc's Head
Tavern' - a Burger bar half-heartedly decorated with rubber masks - turned up
some of Xena's friends.
"She's gone on the 'Tombs of
Armillium' adventure, out on the marshes," said a weedy fellow in a long
robe. In homage to Terry Pratchet he had
'Wizzard' embroidered on his pointy hat, but the straggling beard was all his
own.
"Athelstan," Wurzel spoke
up - spokesman for the group, "You take Martin down there. We want to go and hit someone. OK?"
"OK." The garrison had adapted to Springfest by
putting on their watches. Athelstan
looked at his now, "We'll see you back here at lunchtime."
Martin followed the big man through
sparse woodlands. It was touching, the
way they seemed to have adopted him. It
- just - took the edge off the dismay about the sword. Leaving aside all the mystic stuff, which was
bad enough, if Athelstan was right and the blade was still gleaming and sharp,
how could it really be Hereward's sword?
Perhaps - his heart sank - perhaps
it had been restored. There was a short
period in Victorian London when it had been in the hands of an enthusiast. And the Victorians were such meddlers! Suppose they'd added a new blade? Or what if the auctioneer was right. What if the whole thing was a fake? Wouldn't it mean he'd come halfway across the
world, chased up and down this cold, mad island for nothing?
He stopped in a cheerless clearing,
staring failure in the face. He couldn't
bring a reproduction back in triumph to the museum. And all the money the journey had cost! The wasted research!
As he stood, struck down with
defeat, a five-year-old child in a cloak and fangs burst out of the scrub and
began to hit him around the legs with a latex mace. It seemed to sum up the entire trip.
He began to walk again only because
he couldn't think of anything else to do.
The tot chased after him shouting "You're dead, mister! Mister?
You're dead!" until they reached the edge of the woods and his
father dragged him away.
Coming out from the trees was like
entering a different life. The marsh
country lay under a blanket of ground mist, its tossing upper layer turned to
gold by the morning sun. This was the
very ground on which Hereward and his men had fought against the invaders of
their country. Under the shifting green
turf still lay the bones of those who had died.
At the end, in despair of victory,
the invading Norman king had brought up a witch to curse Hereward's Saxon army;
to make their weapons turn in their hands, their shield-companions desert them,
leaving their backs open to the spear.
Here, where shapes were blurred by
the mist - its touch cold on his face - Martin could for the first time
understand how effective that piece of psychological warfare must have
been. The empty land pointed out his own
fleeting mortality effortlessly.
It hadn't worked though. Instead of wiping out the native resistance
King William had been forced to sue for peace.
He left Hereward's lands and people alone. But Hereward had compromised too, accepting
the foreigner as his king. Martin had
always thought less of him for that. A
true hero, he thought, would have gone down fighting hopelessly, defiant to the
end.
"There she is." Even Athelstan was speaking softly, as though
he too could feel the breath of history, the reality from which all his pretence
sprung.
The woman stood on a small ridge,
looking down into the fog. She was
bare-headed - the breeze making her fine hair fly and tugging at her
cloak. She turned to look at them as
they struggled up the hill, and her face was strange; as empty as the
land. The sword was unsheathed in her
hand, and where the sun hit it rainbows of sharpness ran down the edges.
It was an effort to ignore all of
this, but Martin did it, "Please.
Let me look at that sword. I've
come a very long way to see it."
"No." Her voice was like her face; expressionless,
"It doesn't want you. It wants its
Lord."
"And it shall have
him."
Now the mist rose - gray shot with
gold - into walls and pillars of smoke.
From a very far distance there was the sound of many men laughing and
the thin, metallic notes of the Saxon harp.
"What!" Cold struck Martin to the heart. He was inside a feast-hall made of mist. He could no longer see the sky, only a ghost
fire and the shapes of men, swirling, coming together and whisping apart
again. "What's happening...?"
"Shut up! Look!"
Athelstan was in this dream with him, but in his chain-mail and helmet
Athelstan was little comfort. He looked
so right here.
"Hal waes thu."
Martin turned to the voice and saw
him; Hereward. The colour of life but
poised as a statue. Motionless because
he didn't breathe. His face, under greying
hair and beard, was surprisingly gentle; the face of a man who has conquered
even himself, and who no longer has anything to prove. He was waiting for a response.
This
just isn't happening, part of Martin thought, but the rest of him was
scrabbling for his Old English.
"Other thu." he managed eventually, and the ghost smiled.
"Here is your sword, lord. Take it." Xena stepped forward and then knelt, holding
the weapon up flat, like a portrait from a stained glass window. Her cloak drew apart, showing the skimpy
costume and cold white flesh.
A flash of fury made the ghost's
kingly face terrible. He took the hilt and energy seemed to pour from the blade
into his arm until he glowed like sunlight in the wan hall. "Who has done this to you,
daughter?" he demanded, "Who has dishonoured you by dressing you like
a whore? Show him to me and I will slay
him."
"Ah...lord?" Athelstan looked dazed, awestruck, very happy
and worried, all at the same time. It
was quite an achievement. "Do you
think that's a good idea?" he asked humbly, "The dead killing the
living?"
Hereward lowered the sword, resting
its tip on the top of his shoe - to keep it away from the damp ground. "No," he said slowly, "That
would not be a good thing for either of us.
But you...?"
"Athelstan."
"Athelstan!" the ghost's
smile broadened, "A good name. Your
blood is mixed, but you haven't forgotten us.
There was some point in my fighting then.... Well, Athelstan, see that this lady's dishonour
is avenged, and I will sleep peacefully."
The rafters of the hall began to
dissolve - streamers of sky showing.
Hereward looked over his shoulder at something Martin couldn't see. Something beautiful, he thought, given the
warrior's expression.
He's going! The premonition struck him. He launched himself forward, "Wait! I need that sword!"
Even the far-off music stopped. There was a hint of irritation in the set of
Hereward's mouth as he turned back. A
hint was more than enough for Martin.
"Please," he said abjectly, "There are folks in my
country whose blood goes back to this place, whose history goes back to your
people. They've got a right to know
about their roots; as much right as Athelstan does. I just wanted to take something back for
them; something they could remember you by."
"You shame
"But..."
"Is widowmaker really what you
wish to take into the future?" The
ghost's eyes were the only part of him which were transparent. Martin could see through them to the blue of
the sky beyond. Their gaze was powerful.
"Do you wish to take our feuds,
our hatreds, our killing into the future?
No." He turned, stretched
out his hands, and something white coalesced there. When he turned back he held a massive
drinking horn, two meters long, its mouth lipped in silver. A band of silver, rune scribed, twisted down
to the finial where a dragon's head with garnet eyes showed its lethal array of
teeth.
"In the end I made peace,"
said Hereward proudly. "Because
peace is a greater achievement than war.
The horn symbolizes peace, prosperity, feasting, happiness. I fought only to give those things to my
people. I would give them to you, if I
could, but at least take the symbol into the future with you. Let deathgiver stay in the ground with
me."
Martin expected the gift to pass
through his hands, insubstantial as a spectral horn should be, so the weight of
it bowed him to his knees. When he got
up there was nothing left of the Great-hall and its warrior lord except a
fading ground mist - just a blue haze over the watery land.
He clutched the prize to himself -
though it was icy cold - and looked out on the land, his mind astonished into
silence. His companions stood equally
dumbstruck beside him.
At the edge of the wood Athelstan's
garrison had triumphed over a raiding party of live role players. They grinned at the sight of their leader and
waved their blunt weapons in the air.
Over the next hill a party of orcs
had ambushed a much larger army of kobalds.
Excited screams rose in the air as a latex-tipped spear came flying past
Martin's waist. He remembered the
child's taunt "You're dead, mister!"
It was bitter to think how much he had desperately wanted that sword.
No,
he thought regretfully, to the memory of the great man he had just met. No, it's
you who shame us. A thousand years, and
we haven't yet learned what you learned in one lifetime.





